Total Medals Earned: 601 (From 115 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,670 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (100/385 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 12/30 (70/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/225 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You made it halfway through the sea of evil Ghastles.
You didn't win, that's for sure.
You beat the game, congratulations!
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Get the pit death
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Slay the beast
Get cut
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Get pwned by the game!
Finish the game!
Find the first secret area!
